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Weekend Company – Men

01/29/2009



It’s the weekend and I know many of you will have female visitors in your humble abodes. So I wanted to let you know that one of the biggest turn-offs for women is visiting a man’s house when it’s out-of–order, messy, jacked-up, funky, dirty, lol . . . you get what I’m saying:-)

Here’s a quick checklist of things to do when preparing for a lady friend:

(The Top 5 are VERY important)

1. Clean the living room: this is the first place she’ll see and be.

2. Clean the bathroom: this is so pertinent because if it’s nasty, she’ll think you’re nasty and you’ll quickly loose points with her.

3. Clean the kitchen: who knows, she may want to cook for you.

4. Clean your bedroom: this is mainly for men who have roommates or plan to get some nookie.

5. Make sure the place smells good: Use atleast 2 scented candles or 2 Glade plug-ins.

6. Make sure there are no annoying roommates around: they can easily kill the mood.

7. Make sure your satellite or cable is working, if not have a variety of movies prepared.

8. Make sure you smell good, have fresh breath, and
clean cut nails
(long dirty nails are a HUGE turnoff)

9. Have a few drinks and snacks prepared: strawberries, grapes, and bottled water are good choices. Maybe some alcohol. .

10. If you do plan on “bumpin’ uglies”(pause…giggle) make sure you have condoms and massage oils ready: always use protection!

Now, you would think this stuff is  pretty obvious, but you’d be surprised how many guy’s place I have been over to and it was a dirty, smelly places.

Not a good look.

– Staci AKA Wifey Material

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